Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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