I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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