Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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