grandma shit on top of the toilet
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i love accidental penises.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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