She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Are we still banned from the library?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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