Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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