found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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