Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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