Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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