I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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