I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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