around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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