hotel room ftw
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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