i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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