Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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