she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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