do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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