he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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