Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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