Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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