So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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