I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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