I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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