you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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