we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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