Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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