1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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