"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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