Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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