South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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