47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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