no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
did i just pee glitter
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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