definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
And then he peed in my hair
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