Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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