the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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