spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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