I wish I only lived at night.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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