Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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