Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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