Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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