I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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