Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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