Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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