you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think I just sharted jello shots
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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