"it" just moved
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I want a musical about memes.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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