what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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