thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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