But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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