I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Do vagina's smell?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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