Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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