dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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